WE’RE HERE TO HELP
Word on the street is that the Arsenal board are thinking of renewing the deal with Visit Rwanda.
We know that they’re in a tricky position. Finding a sponsor for a global sporting superpower with millions of hyper-engaged fans is an impossible job.
So when Visit Rwanda step in, it must be tempting to hold your nose and take their blood money - even when 90% of the fanbase want the deal to end.
But don’t panic. We’ve been thinking.
We’ve sent the board some ideas for alternative sponsors. They might be a little out-of-the-box, but as far as we know, none of them have been supplying money and guns to paramilitary gangs.
And anything’s better than Visit Rwanda.
OUR PITCH
We’re not messing around, you know. We mean it. We’ve written to the potential sponsors to get them on board.
LETTER TO POTENTIAL SPONSORS
Thursday, 16 October 2025
We’re Gunners for Peace, a group of supporters of Arsenal Football Club, and we’re writing to you today with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
Arsenal’s sponsorship deal with Visit Rwanda is coming to an end. To be frank with you, this deal stinks and it always has. The Rwandan government is up to its hips in corruption and murder*, but the Arsenal board are giving serious consideration to renewing the deal.
This is where you come in. With your extraordinary record in construction and not supplying guns and money to brutal paramilitary gangs, we think you would be a much better fit.
And for just £20 million-odd quid a year, you could see your name on the iconic shirts of one football’s greatest clubs.
Come on, what do you say? We promise to give you our full backing, and 90% of our fellow fans want Visit Rwanda out the door.
Let’s build something beautiful together.
GFP.
*allegedly, obvs.
