WE’RE HERE TO HELP
Word on the street is that the Arsenal board are thinking of renewing the deal with Visit Rwanda.
We know that they’re in a tricky position. Finding a sponsor for a global sporting superpower with millions of hyper-engaged fans is an impossible job.
So when Visit Rwanda step in, it must be tempting to hold your nose and take their blood money - even when 90% of the fanbase want the deal to end.
But don’t panic. We’ve been thinking.
We’ve sent the board some ideas for alternative sponsors. They might be a little out-of-the-box, but as far as we know, none of them have been supplying money and guns to paramilitary gangs.
And anything’s better than Visit Rwanda.
OUR PITCH
We’re not messing around, you know. We mean it. We’ve written to the potential sponsors to get them on board.
